Funny city names

[penguinaz]

Post some funny city names.

Here are some in the USA:
Hell, Michigan https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hell,+MI+48169
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico https://www.google.com/maps/place/Truth ... uences,+NM
Normal, Illinois https://www.google.com/maps/place/Normal,+IL
Mexican Hat, Utah https://www.google.com/maps/place/Mexican+Hat,+UT
Weed, California https://www.google.com/maps/place/Weed,+CA

and not in the US but I find it funny:
Obama, Japan https://www.google.com/maps/place/Obama ... ure,+Japan

[realdeal350]

Longest city name
Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Ll ... 58a3501ce4

[Rocar 512E]

Boring, Oregon
Accident, Maryland
Batman, Turkey
Bastardo, Italy
Christmas Pie, Surrey, UK
Dull, Scotland
Nothing, Arizona

And many more
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia ... lace_names

[Horizon™]

Police, Poland
(Not a city, but quite funny) Lake Disappointment.
Bathmen, Netherlands - famous of badly bathed men.
Deadhorse, Alaska
Hell, Michigan - only 249 miles from Paradise.

There is much better town in the Austria, which has only crime in existence - stealing of their city entry signs.

[ETS2-User]

Abandoned, Svalbard. But this one actually is abandoned.

[jasper]

I want to live in Weed , Calfornia!

Never imagined , there is such city names , and the normal city made me laugh a lot and Boring pretty good name also!

[MandelSoft]

A few funny ones from the Netherlands
Nederland, Overijssel; Self-referential name
Monster, Zuid-Holland; A lot less scary than it sounds
America, Limburg; A very small hamlet with a familiar name.
Bergen, Noord-Holland; the name means "mountains". That would be an OK name if it weren't for the fact that there are no mountains around in a 200 kilometer radius.
Zeeland, Noord-Brabant; a town named after a province... but in the wrong province.
Hongerige Wolf, Groningen; translation: "Hungry Wolf". 'nuff said...

And in Belgium, you have the anal triangle, where all three names refer to "ass":
Aarschot ("Aars")
Kontich ("Kont")
Reet (that literally means "butt"!)

Some placenames in Flanders lack creativity, funny enough:
Boom ("Tree")
Meer ("Lake". I've seen this one three times)
Molen ("Windmill")
Klooster ("Monastry")
Perk ("Garden")
Eik ("Oak")
Haag ("Hedge")

Other funny placenames in Flanders:
As ("Ash" or "Axle")
Geel ("Yellow")
Doel ("Goal")
Heks ("Witch")
Mol ("Mole")
Zolder ("Attic")
Wezel ("Weasel")
Bierbeek ("Beer creek". Time to get wasted!)
Beneden ("Down(stairs)")
Erps-Kwerps (I know someone who lives there, actually. The name just sounds so funny)
Woestijn ("Desert", but there is none around)
De Haan ("The cock" as in "male chicken")
Lille (not the Lille you expect...)
Nazareth

[Peterson]

Spy in Czech Republic, Praha (Prague) in Slovakia, Havaj (Hawaii) in Slovakia... what else? Euh... dunno.

[BarrGDA]

Bachelors Bump, Essex
Barking, Essex
Ramsbottom, Lancashire
Penistone, Sth Yorkshire
Twatt, Orkney
Shitterton, Dorset
Happy Bottom... somewhere lol
Horneyman, Kent
Golden Balls, Oxfordshire
Great Cockup & Little Cockup, hills in The Lake District, UK
Thong, Kent
Stow cum Quy, Cambridgeshire


and loads more

[adgjl]

Cocking, West Sussex
Sandy Balls, Hampshire

Just two that come to mind