(Not only) Truck jokes

[KubaJAM]

Your Moldavian jokes are a bit like our Irish jokes, only more offensive .

[Rocar 512E]

Your Moldavian jokes are a bit like our Irish jokes, only more offensive .

Haha
Oly the hungaran jokes are found offensive here

[Rocar 512E]

Tomas The Tank Engine Jokes (Includes a YouTube Poop):

Q: What do you call a thomas train that eats toffee?
A: A chew, chew train.

Q: What food do they serve during A Day Out With Thomas?
A: Mighty Mac n Cheese with a bag of Salty Pretzels.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Thomas Train and Shakespeare?
A: Toby or not toby, that is the question!

And the YTP (it's made by me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhNYsxbkM0

[Rocar 512E]

If you like Mythbusters then you will like this:

[tkk7406]

There's a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

[scaniatrucker73]

How does a blonde answer her cell phone?

"How did you know I was here?"

[MandelSoft]

What do you do when you find yourself in an Icelandic train?

Answer: take your pills against hallucinations.

[n4gix.bill.leaming]

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a Mayday. "Mayday! Mayday! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control, and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position"

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "repeat after me...Our Father Who Art in Heaven...."

[KubaJAM]

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[igor90]