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24 May 2016 21:54

Just discovered, that we, latvians, have our own "Egypt"! :D
Village "Ēģipte", located near lithuanian border near Daugavpils.
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NorthernNephilim
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26 May 2016 16:03

Best funny city names are in Wales though ... maybe one reason modder didnt the welsh region yet?

the city is called: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

(i live in northern Germany we have small villages here that are called Rom and Texas and i can drive from Rom to Texas in only 20 minutes :D )

there is also a map for rude city names:

http://maps.geotastic.org/rude/

silliest places in UK (use them in UK rebuilding :D ) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/desti ... ace-names/

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27 May 2016 01:02

@NorthernNephilim: when I was a small Mr Larrington my uncle Ron - who was very very Welsh - taught us how to pronounce "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch". This skill had gained me precisely no benefit in money, prestige or success with women chiz.

Meanwhile, someone with too much time on their hands has come up with this: REVEALED: UK's top 10 rudest place names. My sister used to live in the road awarded #10 when she was a Penniless Student Oaf.
a bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds

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27 May 2016 07:58

moddergat (mud hole) netherlands
Muggenbeet (mosquito bite) netherlands

arsoli- italy (pronounce in english accent)

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21 Jun 2016 01:09

Llanfairpwll only has a ridiculously long name for tourism purposes, its 'real' name is just Llanfairpwll.

Pratt's Bottom on the edge of SE London, also Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker in Sussex.

In my neck of the woods we have Tumble, Plwmp, Shwt, Betws Bledrws and for the holy types, Bethlehem. For fun, try pronoucing Eglwyswrw without looking it up.

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21 Jun 2016 06:18

MajorBlunder wrote:For fun, try pronoucing Eglwyswrw without looking it up.
I got it right :P
Basically all you need to know is that w = u, that's what makes it so confusing IMO ;)

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21 Jun 2016 13:24

MajorBlunder wrote: Pratt's Bottom on the edge of SE London, also Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker in Sussex.
When I was a Penniless Student Oaf I knew a girl called Lindsay Pratt and yes, she ["That's enough of that" - Ed.]
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06 Jul 2016 06:57

* (not a city) Mistake Island - USA (It's a big mistake to be born there)
*Вагина (Vagina), Russia (Probably there are no man in there)
*Да-да (Yes-yes), Russia (Never say "no" when you're there)
*Дрочево (Jerk-off), Russia
*Дураки (Idiots), Russia (If you're from there - your IQ is defined)
*Кака (In Latvian would mean: Shit), Russia
*Чуваки (Dudes), Russia

There are more funny names - but I can't properly translate them to English :)
Mom says to son.
Hey son - can you go to the shop and buy the milk, if they have eggs - buy six.
Sure.
Son goes to the shop and buys six packs of milk and goes back home.
Why did you buy six packs of milk?
Because - they had eggs. And you told me to buy six - if they had eggs.

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07 Jul 2016 14:52

Mr Larrington wrote:@NorthernNephilim: when I was a small Mr Larrington my uncle Ron - who was very very Welsh - taught us how to pronounce "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch". This skill had gained me precisely no benefit in money, prestige or success with women chiz.

Meanwhile, someone with too much time on their hands has come up with this: REVEALED: UK's top 10 rudest place names. My sister used to live in the road awarded #10 when she was a Penniless Student Oaf.
I remember that guy on the news going viral all over the internet:

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16 Jul 2016 19:42

There's a place in Georgia (I think) called Hopeulikit, and there's a town in Oklahoma called Okay, so it's Okay, OK.
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